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AN UNHINGED ORIGINAL SERIESEST. ON SOLANA / RATED D FOR DEGEN

NOW PLAYING — SEASON 01

PUMPET™

THE DEGEN CARTOON
ON SOLANA.

Bad trades.
Good memes.
Zero dignity.

JOIN THE CHAOS PLAY RUG RUN ↗PUMPET BOT

≋ Built on Solana. Powered by bad decisions.

ZERO UTILITY.
MAXIMUM LORE.

Pumpet and his degen crew hanging out in a chaotic cartoon room with pizza, ramen and a CRT television

● RECPUMPET TV / CH. 01

STEREO • DEGEN VISION▥▥▥▥

One monkey. Absolutely no flight training.

100% MEMES. 0% SUPERVISION.SCROLL FOR QUESTIONABLE CONTENT ↓EPISODE 001 / ∞

SAME DEGENS. HIGHER LEVEL. ✳ BAD TRADES. GOOD MEMES. ✳

Pumpet in his late-night trading office with his meme friends

EP. 01 — IT WAS NOT A STRATEGY

financial advice? lol.

THE ORIGIN STORY / SORT OF

WHAT THE HELL
IS PUMPET?

PUMPET is what happens when a degen gets a wallet, zero supervision and access to Solana.

He buys tops. He sells bottoms.
He trusts strangers on Telegram.
He calls it strategy.

Somehow, he survives. ↗

MEET YOUR TERRIBLE INFLUENCES

THE CAST.

Do not take their advice. ↙

THE MAIN CHARACTER

PUMPET

“The CEO of bad decisions.”

THE FINANCIAL “ADVISOR”

THE FROG

“Financial advisor. Absolutely unqualified.”

THE ANCIENT DEGEN

PHARAOH DOG

“Ancient wisdom. Modern shitcoins.”

SAME MONKEY. DIFFERENT DISASTER.

THE PUMPET
UNIVERSE.

Every bad decision deserves a sequel.
Pick your episode. Lose the plot.

EPISODE 01

THE BOAT

Champagne taste. Ramen budget.

EPISODE 02

CASINO NIGHT

The house always memes.

EPISODE 03

MANSION MODE

Absolutely no adult supervision.

EPISODE 04

MOON OR HOMELESS

No brakes. Questionable directions.

EPISODE 05

REKT AGAIN

Another very productive 4 AM.

EPISODE 06

GREEN CANDLE CLUB

Dress code: irresponsibly optimistic.

EPISODE 07

RAMEN SEASON

Same couch. Different bad decision.

EPISODE 08

THE AFTERPARTY

Nobody knows who invited the frog.

PUMPET TERMINAL v0.0.1PARODY FEED • NOT MARKET DATA

WELCOME TO

THE DEGEN
ECONOMY_

Ticker: $PUMPET
Chain: SOLANA
Status: DEGEN
Utility: MEMES
Risk: YES
Financial advice: LOL

VIBES / COMMON SENSE∞ CHAOS

CHART GOES WHEREVER THE JOKE NEEDS IT TO.

Fictional chart. No price data. No promises.

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SCREENSHOT THIS. SEND IT TO THE GROUP CHAT.

THE MEME WALL.

BUY HIGHSELL LOWTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

HODL OR CRYTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

REKT BUT HAPPYTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

SEND ITTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

NO VCNO SUITSJUST MEMESTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

SAME SHITHIGHER NUMBERSTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

DCABEERS LATERTHE PUMPET SCHOOL OF BAD DECISIONS

THE ROADMAP WAS WRITTEN AT 4 AM

THE VERY
SERIOUS PLAN.

Definitely thought this through.

PHASE 01

Launch the monkey.

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PHASE 02

Make memes.

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PHASE 03

Confuse the internet.

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PHASE 04

Become unavoidable.

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PHASE 05

Nobody knows.

* Subject to vibes. Not a promise.

Pumpet on his couch, phone in hand, pointing at you in front of a trading chart

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

THE NEXT EPISODE

PUMPET BOT

Copy trading on Solana.

Pumpet is building his own bot. It isn’t live yet, so there’s nothing to connect today.

𝕏 GET THE LAUNCH NEWS ↗

NO APPLICATION. NO DRESS CODE. NO CLUE.

THE INTERNET
IS THE TEAM.

No suits. No boardroom.
No motivational LinkedIn posts.

Just degens building the funniest corner of Solana.

𝕏 FOLLOW THE CHAOS ↗TELEGRAM

THE CREDITS ARE NOT GOING TO SAVE YOU.

YOU’RE
STILL HERE?

PLAY RUG RUN ↗